PROCEDURE solve (my_problem IN varchar2) IS
my_idea := have_great_idea (my_problem) ;
my_code := start_coding (my_idea) ;
IF i_hit_complications (my_idea)
new_problem := the_complications (my_idea);
NULL; --we will never get here
This abuse of recursion was inspired by @ThePracticalDev !
Do you have a sql*plus user who really needs an April Fool’s joke played on them? With a little editing to their glogin.sql, every sql*plus session will exit with what appears to be a pseudo-random TNS error.
Dilbert is doing a co-CEO arc which reminded me immediately and forcefully of voting disks.
The pointy-headed CEO has hired a co-CEO, only to find himself deadlocked with the new hire. Of course, this is exactly why Oracle Clusterware needs an odd number of voting disks!
Today’s images are from dilbert.com, copyright 2014 Scott Adams, used without permission, for comment and instruction.